Saturday, October 15, 2005

The winding down no-talent comedian Ellen is also a LIAR!

This no-good no talent lesbo now has decided to tell the whole world about how she feels soo bad, because she is from New Orleans. Wow. How terrible. You know what we are gonna do?, you no talent, ugly, unfunny, old, bad dancing dyke? We are gonna let you host the Emmys, you know, because your from New Orleans. Being from New Orleans you must feel terrible, huh? Will hosting the Emmys make you happy?? Yeah, it will, okay, we had a real talented artist, funny, dramatic, expert trained actor. Who was also a good dancer ready to host the Emmys, but because of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, we are gonna shitcan that actors ass and let you host instead. Seeing as how all you talk about these days is that you are from New Orleans. New Orleans was your hometown. We can just see you crying about the Hurricane in your big mansion there in Beverly Hills. Watching those poor homeless people fighting the floods mustve made that caviar roll taste terrible there at your private catered table there at Spagos. Say, wait a minute!! You wouldn't be that same bitch that was born in **Metairie, LA** would you?? You know, that no talent ugly dyke bitch we see on tv that was NOT born in New Orleans, but was born in METAIRIE, LOUISIANA. Metairie being a completely different city than New Orleans. You know, two different cities, you kinda figure Metairie is different from New Orleans because they got two fucking different names!! In two different fucking places!! Two totally different places on the muther fucking map!! I dunno, do you think it's possible that YOU ARE NOT FROM NEW ORLEANS!! You lying attention mongering whore! You are without a doubt the biggest, most worthless, spineless, conniving piece of shit that Jidoshi has not had the pleasure of talking about. I wish you could go doing your stupid dancing down Bourbon Street so the local cops would say your drunk and give you a royal New Orleans style ass beating. I wish it had been you on the news they kicked the shit out of instead of that black 64 year old man they showed the New Orleans style hospitality. Oh yeah, and you three pigs that like beating up old men when they are handcuffed, your next! Ellen, you earned the curse of Jidoshi! Pat Robertson brought up some damn good points the other day. Last time she hosted the Emmys we had 911 happen. This time we get the hurricanes. Im not superstious but talk about coincidence. Copy this link and read all about it.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

The World acording toJidoshi awards America's greediest family.

The Duggar children and their father, Jim Bob Duggar, top center, gather as their mother Michelle holds the 16th addition to the family Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005, at St. Mary's Hospital in Rogers, Ark. Can you say, "Are you fucking serious?!!"

I shit you not. These attention mongering whores have had 16 kids so far. Apparently they are gonna have some show about how they are making a 7,000 square foot house with like 9 bathrooms and dormitory style rooms for the kids. Of course, you know someone else is footing the bill. 16 kids sounds shocking till you realize its Arkansas. In China, this family would have gone on an all expense paid vacation and to everyone's chagrin, would never return. "Das Wunderkind!" Hey Jim Bob, Hitler called and wants his superhuman breeders back!! Did anybody check their birth records to make sure they are not related? Lets see, 16 X 16 = 256, 256 X16 = 4096, 4096 X 16 = so on and so on, you get the point - a shitload of inbred white people!!!! Then the female human rabbit says shes still willing to have more kids!!! Shes not done yet! Jim Bob, just his name says it all, is like, "Allright!" You think everyone loves her having so many kids? Ask the neighbors how much they like it, after having to throw 16 consecutive bridal showers every 9 months. Ask the locals how much they like having to buy gifts, arrange a party, bake cakes, hire a catering service, and all the other shit they have to do every 9 months while this bitch lays on her back and sucks it all in like a blue whale. Believe me, even her kids don't like it. Explain to litlle Johnny and Jill why they get one less present every year for their B-days and Christmas. Ask Grandma and Grandma how much they like shopping for a Birthday present and hearing ballons popping, and horns kazooing every fucking day of the year. Ask the local garbage man how he's liked picking up the diaper filled bins at the end of the block for the last 16 years. Ask Jim Bob's boss and fellow employees how much they appreciate picking up the slack everytime Jim Bob has to leave work or can't show up because one of his kids is sick, got a doctor's appointment, throwing a Birthday party, whatever, and he has to do it because as usual, his wife can't because shes too busy on her fat pregnant back, eating a jar of pig's feet and a bag of cheetos. But if anyone in the town of Rogers, Ark dares to say anything about the Duggar family, they will be excommunicated on the spot. "How dare you comment on the family of 16 kids??" "Are you a terrorist that hates America?" The whole town must live in fear of the Duggars, like in that Twilight Zone episode, where the kid has superpsychic powers and can do anything with a thought. He could erase you as if you never existed. Worst of all he could read your mind and hear your thoughts. The town of Rogers, Ark, including the mayor and sheriff, probably line up to kiss Michelle Duggar's ass everytime she has a kid. Jim Bob, is the only winner in this picture. With Michelle Duggar on her back all year long, Jim Bob is technically a free man! He's probably a professional sperm donor on the side. Any barren women want a blue-eyed, blonde haired kid? On behalf of "The World according to Jidoshi," we proudly present The Duggar Family of Rogers, Arkansas for being the media gluttons that they are, with no end in sight, **The Greediest People in America Award** (In the words of the people of Arkansas) Might ya' proudly carry that thar Award up thar where dat sun don't shine, good buddy! If'n yer can read this, then that means yer musta larned yer numbers an yer letters.

Jidoshi - Back with a Vengeance!!

Well fans, Jidoshi has been on a short hiatus to the Mary Ford clinic for a long awaited rest. But im back!! Thats right! And don't you little weasels think for one minute I haven't been keeping one of my eyes on you. I've kept a list on all you jackasses and now I'm free to rejoin the public and dish out some payba,,,,,, uh, i mean, assist you in a public interest sort of way. Yeah, thats it. I've missed you all because I care soo much. I just want to help my fellow man. By offering advice in my blog so i can reach as many souls in need as I can. The old Jidoshi was a bitter person, who needed to get in touch with his inner child, and address the needs he always wanted but never got. So Jidoshi faced his inner demons and realized he was a good person, who just needed to hear the words, "We love you Jidoshi." Now my world is brighter, see?! Hold on a sec,....... Okay, I'm Back!! I just wanted to make sure the eyes weren't watching, know what I mean? Wink, Wink! Now where was I. Oh yeah, I been watching you, you stupid little pieces of shit. Head or Gut?